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  • admin 2:25 pm on February 23, 2015 Permalink | Reply
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    Satirical Michigan Newspaper Also Trolls Duke 

    duke terrorist power rankings isis michigan

    It’s not just a North Carolina, UNC Tar Heels thing. Satirical paper in Michigan gets in on Duke bashing by listing in terrorist organization power ranking.

    Clap for ‘em.

     

     
  • admin 1:22 pm on February 19, 2015 Permalink | Reply
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    UNC, Duke pause for moment of silence in memory of Dean Smith 

     

    Reason no. 19312015 why UNC/Duke is the best rivalry in sports. A moment fit for Dean Smith’s legacy.

    dean smith unc duke moment of silence

     
  • admin 11:42 am on February 18, 2015 Permalink | Reply
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    UNC Duke Weather Report in Daily Tar Heel Gets It Right 

    unc duke weather report daily tar heel

    Hand clap emoji.

    Good job Daily Tar Heel on your weather report the day of the UNC-Duke game.

     

     
  • admin 8:43 am on February 18, 2015 Permalink | Reply
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    UNC-Duke Hype Train 

     

    SOON.

    UNC-Duke at Hansbrough Indoor Stadium.

    unc duke dook danny green dunk paulus tea bag

     
  • admin 11:44 am on February 16, 2015 Permalink | Reply
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    Dick Vitale pulled from UNC-Duke game ESPN broadcast 

     

    For the first time since 1979, Dickie V will not be calling the UNC-Dook game on ESPN.

    We’re actually bummed.

    dick vitale unc duke espn

     
    • Greg 8:03 am on February 17, 2015 Permalink | Reply

      Its a great thing!!! UNC fans hate him!! Listen to the Go to Hell Vitale Chants at the dean dome!! He is a Huge Dookie Homer!!! Glad he is gone!! Need some new blood at ESPN

  • admin 10:13 am on January 14, 2015 Permalink | Reply
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    Sad Duke fan wants photo taken down, says her “rep” 

    the cauldron duke student rep wanted photo taken down

    Medium publication The Cauldron  tweeted this photo last night with the caption, “Duke’s struggle is real.”

    Today, EIC and founder of The Cauldron, Jamie O’Grady was contacted and told to take the image down.

    So we’re posting it too.

    duke loss to miami sad duke fan

     

     

     
    • James 9:17 am on January 15, 2015 Permalink | Reply

      Can’t really blame her, it’s just human nature to try to avoid public embarassment and insult.

      Je suit charlie, you’re doing gods work.

    • Bob 9:22 am on January 15, 2015 Permalink | Reply

      Had she not told her parents how she feels about other girls yet?

  • admin 10:42 am on February 21, 2014 Permalink | Reply
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    Highlights: UNC beat Duke in rescheduled duel 

    Final Score: UNC 74, Duke 66

    Box Score

    Duke

     
  • admin 11:18 am on February 12, 2014 Permalink | Reply
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    Preview: UNC vs. Duke – Round 1 – Hype Video 

    T-minus 10 hours.

    bloody tyler hansbrough duke unc

     
  • admin 2:37 pm on March 8, 2013 Permalink | Reply
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    Game Preview: Updating the “Ultimate UNC – Duke Rivalry Mix” Video 

    For all the videos and articles dissecting the UNC-Duke rivalry that exist , the above amateur video is one of the best. It has a solid history. Nice “hoop mixtape” feel to it. All things that make a great YouTube viewing and can initiate the uninformed or entertain fanboys such as ourselves.

    In the age of constant refreshing, however, it has become dated. We’ve compiled a list of things we think should be added to the video to make it pop again.

    Music

    If anything dates this video it’s the music. Juelz Santana is no longer relevant, at all. To say he was relevant in 2009 would be generous. To say he was ever relevant outside of the hip-hop community would be the highest compliment anyone has ever paid Juelz Santana. The greatest rivalry in sports deserves better.

    How about the most timeless jam from the greatest sports movie of all time featuring four of the greatest MCs and Coolio ever assembled on one track? Burn, Coolio.

    We submit “Hit ‘Em High (The Monstar’s Anthem)” by B-Real,  Coolio, Method Man, LL Cool J and Busta Rhymes for consideration:

    Game Clips

    The “Ultimate UNC-Duke Rivalry Mix” was posted to YouTube in January 2009, before either regular season game of the ’09 UNC championship year.  The most recent footage is of the Danny Green dunk on Greg Paulus at Cameron in March of 2008. That also means no game from Duke’s ’10 championship run were included. Obviously.

    North Carolina is 4-6 in the match-up since the video premiered on YouTube. To show an unbiased view for once, we’ll concede that more clips may be from Duke.

    Here’s the obligatory Austin Rivers clip. We’re not embedding that again.

    We submit these clips for consideration:

    The title of this video says it all. Bring new meaning to Zoubek’s “creampuffs”:

    This dunk could make a cameo:

    Our favorite tweeter, @NDotSmitty:

    Miles Plumlee probably remembers this:

    Also listed under “embarrassing” is this:

    A new mash up might even feature an autotuned Coach K saying “Klub Cameron”:

    How about a little action from Mr. McAdoo and Hairston:

    Even we had forgotten about Kendall Marshall’s smoothness:

    And to remind us all that we can contribute to the rivalry:

    Duke Fans

    There also should be a section dedicated to Duke fans. And not the vaunted, dedicated type they’ve been built up as under the Cameron Crazies moniker. We mean the impostors and cry babies (literally!) that crowd the dilapidated Cameron Hansbrough Indoor Stadium now. Even if these instances aren’t necessarily from a rivalry game, you know all of it is ratcheted up for Duke-UNC. Duke fans will like it because it’s them, UNC fans will like it because we know what it really means.

    To represent the Duke douchebag we submit “Duke bro in YOLO hate” for consideration:

    duke bro yolo hat

    To epitomize the entitlement we suspect lives in all Duke fans (it’s in UNC fans too) we submit “Duke kid crying” for consideration:

    duke kid crying gif

    duke kid crying photo

    To elaborate on the overblown nature and rudeness of the students (note how they drape themselves on media members) we submit “asshole Duke students/fans/Cameron Crazies and unimpressed John Henson” for consideration:

    asshole duke fans students cameron crazies

    UNC Fans

    We do some cool stuff too.

    We submit “Jump Around” for consideration:

    Celebrations

    Each school has their own way of celebrating a big win. We need video footage. As they say, “vids or it didn’t happen.”

    On the UNC side, we submit “rushing Franklin Street” for consideration:

    On the Duke side, we submit “burning benches (why would you burn your own shit?)” for consideration:

    Hype Videos

    Everyone loves a good “pump-up” and these kinds of things add to the general atmosphere.

    For Duke we submit the traditional pre-game intro video for 2012-2013 for consideration:

    For UNC we submit the mid-game “I am a Tar Heel” segment for consideration:

    The Final Word

    If nothing else we can at least rest easy knowing that the rivalry will be forever remembered by the universities’ greatest bard:

     

    Go to Hell Dook!

     

     
  • bwineka 2:57 pm on February 8, 2012 Permalink | Reply
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    Preview: Duke at UNC 

     

    We always attempt to write a Duke wrap-up, but it never truly works. UNC fans always know as much about the enemy as we do ourselves. No matter how much it tries to be shoved down our throats, we will never be fooled into thinking Ryan Kelly, Tweedle-Miles or Tweedle-Mason are serviceable big men. Yeah, they have some guards that can score points. Yeah, these games are always close, even in years that one program is on a downward spin. It is UNC-Duke. The greatest rivalry in sports. What more can be said?

    How about an straight-forward look at some numbers first.

    UNC ranks 1st in the nation in scoring (84.1) while Duke sits at 11th (79.8).

    UNC ranks 1st in the nation in rebounding (46.3) while Duke sits at 104th (36.0).

    UNC ranks 4th in the nation in assists (18.2) while Duke sits at 131st (13.3).

    Duke ranks 21st in in the nation in field goal shooting (.482) while UNC sits at 48th (.470).

    What this says. UNC does in fact have better big men. UNC knows how to pass the ball (like, to big men). UNC’s one major stat that Duke outranks it in is a negligible amount (1 percent) that doesn’t matter considering UNC still scores almost five more points per contest and pulls down ten more rebounds.

    UNC’s two highest scorers (Barnes and Zeller) outscore Duke’s highest scorers (Rivers and Curry) and its highest rebounders (Henson and Zeller) also outrebound Duke’s (the Plumlees).

    Also, where the hell is Ryan Kelly in all this?

    Like any UNC-Duke game, this one should be one for the ages. A battle of top ten opponents will live up to the hype yet conclude with a mass of UNC students rushing to Franklin Street to set shit on fire. It happens. We’re used to it. But it never gets old.

    Duck Fook.

    Prediction: UNC 82, Duke 76

     
    • Gthc 6:49 am on February 10, 2012 Permalink | Reply

      Um…if one team shoots 48% while taking a ton more 3′s while another team
      shoots 47% with basically no 3′s it means the former is a MUCH better shooting team than the latter. And games are always close? I guess you’ve it’s repressed 2010 out of existence

      • admin 11:08 am on February 10, 2012 Permalink | Reply

        Gthc,

        We never said Duke wasn’t a better shooting team. In fact, the stats mentioned indicate they are. We simply said it was negligible as UNC scores just as many points. There are these things called two-pointers and free throws.

        And I’d say we also hit the nail on the head by saying the game would be close. As far as 2010, one aberration of a game from two years ago doesn’t’ negate DECADES of close games. UNC has blown out Duke in the past as well. Perhaps you remember the 101-87 thrashing in Cameron from 2009?

        Way to comment two days after the game.

        Sincerely,

        The Management

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